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Movies and Reviews
 
I will try and post a review of older movies as I see them without trying to ruin the plotlines
 
 

Recently Watched
 
Harry Potter 1 & 2
 
Moulin Rouge
 
Underworld Evoulution
 
Serenity
 
Firefly The only season
 
Hellboy
 
Pirates of the Carribean : Dead mans chest
 
Footrot Flats
 
Scrubs Season 4
 
Scrubs Season 3
 
Scrubs Season 2
Zach Braff & many others
 
 
Fifth Element
Bruce Willis, Milla Johovavich, Ian Holm, Gary Oldman
This one is a particular favourite of mine, I would say that it is the best sci fi movie made without actually being a full on trilogy (star wars!). I think they create a very believable future world that one day could be what the earth looks like. We still drive cars but they fly instead of roll across the earth, there is still crap loads of traffic. You get to live a dog box a bit like a human sized shoe box. And most realisticly is proabably the smog that covers the lower few hundred metres of the earth!
I watch this every once in a while (not every month Danielle !!!) and throughly enjoy it every time. The storyline is great, the actors play their part well and also it probably helps that it almost 2 genres in one, that being Sci fi with a smattering of action thrown in.
This is probably the first Bruce Willis movie I really liked and haven't been afraid to watch any movie since of his, special mentions of his parts of different movies of his are Sin City, Sixth Sense and a few others that elude me at the moment !
 
One of my much loved first purchased DVD's Sci fi/Action - 9 out of 10
 
Scrubs Season One
Zach Braff
I lashed out and broke the bank to invest in 2 seasons of Scrubs on sale a Big W, they were $20 a pop for each season bringing them down from about $30 each. I gave a lot of thought about this one as I am not exactly cashed up at the moment and this is seen to me as a large sum of money. I have watched a few episodes on tv before and absolutely loved Garden State which was the lead roles first movie directed by and acted in and I think written as well. When GS came out there was all this hype around Zach and how it would be compared with Scrubs, it sounded like he was held in pretty high reguards jut alone from this series iteslf.
So there ya go I am trying to not make myself feel guilty about buying it and dedicated a paragraph to it ;).
I am about halfway through the first season and am loving it, I watch it with Danielle or if I'm in need of a laugh by myself. It is the funniest non cartoon series I have seen in a while, and I can see why the hype was around Braff now. I am enjoying this as I go along but will not give a score out of 10 yet if at all because it isn't a movie as such.

Monsters Inc
John Goodman, Billy Cyrstal, Renee Zelwegger
This is without a doubt my favourite animation movie! I love a lot about this movie. Its plotline is very smooth, it's content is great and the animation is simply amazing ! I love Sully the big hairy monster and the way his hair flies about at all different times in the movie. I really like the fact that this is a good movie first then a animation second, as I feel that some animations are the other way around. Say Finding Nemo, it seems they just whacked any old plotline to a water movie juts to prove they could do underwater scenes animation wise! Monsters Inc rusn smoothly from start to go and I have many many laughs along the way, even now in my state I still get a chuckle out. Which is kinda rare nowadays!
 
Animation, another for kids and adults alike - 9.5 out of 10
 
Once were warriors
This movie I believe would be a truthful picture of some peoples lives who have come across hard times. It is a gritty drama set in the lower society of New Zealand. Its quite graphic most of the way through whether it be the fight scenes or the some other confronting scenes thrown in as well. I wouldn't say its for the squeamish out there. I first heard about this film in a very weird way, some guys from trade school were talking about lines in movies and one from this popped up : "cook the man some eggs". I could not make out what in the world would make a line like that memorable. For thos of you who have seen it you would now understand like I do why it is remembered. For those of you who don't know, maybe you have to watch and find out.
 
Gritty Action/Drama - 8 out of 10
 
 
Lord of War
Nicholas Cage, Ethan Hawke, Ian Holm
I did enjoy this one even though generally speaking I don't particuarly love Nicholas Cage acting in films. I believe he speaks every single line in a sort of bored monotone that shows very little emotion. That said I like the movies that he has done but just wish someone else was in them ( ie National Treasure). However I did not mind him in this role at all and thought that the movie was a good insight into the world of arms dealing, I would not find the storyline all that unbelievable at all as it is meant to be based around actual events. I am sure they embellished on some points but overall I could see most of this thing happening in the arms dealing world. I was interested to find out at the end of the movie that of course America was at the top of the arms dealing list with some names I wouldn't have thought would be up there such as France. I am pretty sure however that the good old US of A probably doubles or triples the sales of any of its competitors!
 
Drama - 7 out of 10
 
History of Violence
Viggo Mortensen
I didn't really enjoy this one much as it started very very slowly and then when it finally got going it was the end of the movie. I thought that it was going to be a different style especially how they advertised the film and it turned out to be something completely different.
 
Not sure what to lump this as -  4 out of 10
 
16 Blocks
Bruce Willis
I didn't mind this one for what it was, a basic action flick. I did find myself picking wholes in the simple movie plotline, but I think that was more me over thinking than anything else. This is your basic action flick with a bit of feeling involved as well.
 
Action - 7 out of 10
 
Lantana
Anthony La Paglia (Sydney FC owner), Geoffery Rush, Vince Colosimo, Peter Phelps
An Australian drama with many characters who lives intertwine in every day life. I loved the soundtrack to this movie, not so much because it was full of good music I like but because it lead the movie and told you what to feel about what was happening at the time. I found it slow to start with and I must admit it did lead me along ok as I was waiting for the plot to unfold once it got going. Overall it was ok, nothing spectacular and not something I would probably reccommend.
 
Australian Drama - 5 out of 10
 
The air up there
Kevin Bacon
For some reason I really don't mind this one even though it is a disney feel goody. I usually don't fall for em but this one hits a chord. I yet again dug deep into my own collection and pulled this one out.
I quite enjoyed this one for what it was and kind of looked over the making of it whilst I was watching. Like how they made it into a feel goody and so fourth. I found that any funny moment was usually followed by a small african boy who had no lines in the movie but smiled at every funny line reguardless. I was then supposed to laugh or smile once this boy appeared, well that was the general consensus I think:-). I think you have to be in the right frame of mind for this movie and thankfully I was and I enjoyed it.
 
A big mushy feel goody sports movie by Disney -  7 out of 10

Pulp Fiction
Samuel Jackson, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Uma Thurman, Directed by Quentin Tarentino
This is another oldie but a goody, I would not reccomend this to the younger viewers out there or maybe the squeamish I guess as well. There are many classic lines in this movie that you will hear people repeating, I hadn't seen this in ages but could remember the story line pretty well. Overall I enjoyed revisiting this blast from the past.
 
 
One for young adults  7.5 out of 10
 
Batman Begins
Christian Bale, Katie Holmes, Liam Neeson, Michael Caine
I bought this one a while ago because it was cheap at the time and haven't watched it since. It is one of those movies you kinda have to be in a mood for as it is quite dark but has a ver good story.
I am a keen admirer of comic book to movie movies and this one falls into said genre. It takes you before all the other Batmans so far created storyline wise and shows you how Batman came about.
The other Batman movies I have watched have generally been good but are very theatrical, this one is still theatrical in it own right but not so quite over the top as its predecesors. I quite enjoyed it for what it was and would look forward to another installment but I am not sure if it will go ahead. Special mention in this movie to the drug related scenes where they depict what you might see if you were on a certain drug. I quite enjoy the drug scenes of most movies because I like to see what the directors artistic view of being stoned or high or whatever may be like visually.
 
One for the comic geeks.   9 out of 10
 
 
Wallace & Gromit - Curse of the Were Rabbit
I purchased this for Danielle for her birthday but she threatened to go buy it so i had to pull it out of my magic presents bag before she could ! I enjoyed this and had a good amount of laughs. I think to enjoy this movies fully you have to have a couple of things, and those a lighthearted approach and a respect for the time money and effort put in into every single second of filming this type of movie. As mentioned in the Special Features it takes 24 shots of the one character moving to create one second of actual film ! So think how long they spend perfecting every single movement whether it be facial or physical and I think you will be impressed whilst watching. I still think I like Chicken Run more but this is definitely up there. Looking further to more Claymation in the future as Dreamworks and the Clay guys (not real name) have signed on for 4 more feature length movies.
 
 
Can be enjoyed by kids and adults alike   8 out of 10
 
Rounders
Matt Dillon, Ed Norton, John Malkovich
I have had this dvd since I bought my dvd player about 6 years ago, I am not sure if I watched it before but I probably wouldn't have understood back then anyway. It's all poker in New York, about hustling and debts and the seedy stuff of poker as well as how to scam and so on. Opening line of the movie is "If you can't pick the sucker at the table within a half hour, you are the sucker" it pretty much leads on from there and surprisingly doesn't end up with the lead role winning World Poker tour! A different movie and actually seemed half realistic, Edward Norton is superb as usual this time playing the perenial loser to a tee. I am amazed at all of his performances and consider him like Johnny Depp to be a true actor!
I think I liked this as I am still learning poker, I will give it another watch when I know more about poker and will probably like it more !
 
One for the poker fans out there - 7 out of 10
 
Garden State
Zach Braff, Natalie Portman
This I found to be a very different movie, everything was very well put together and especially considering that it is all written, directed and acted by Zach Braff. Who of "Scrubs" fame is his first movie, anybody who has seen scrubs (as I now have) would find it hard to believe that he could be so talented. Not that he isn't a good actor in the comedic series but to pull of this movie in the style it was done I think was an amazing job. I believe a lot of people will feel close to the lead role for some reason or another. I myself did and so did Danielle as well, but for completely different reasons such is the depth of the movie. I hate building up movies too much and will stop there as most movies that I have been told were awesome or amazing or whatever, turn out ot be overated. I think you can expect too much.
If you like your drama's with a difference watch this for yourself and enjoy !!!!!
 
Drama with a difference - 9 out of 10
 
From Hell
Johnny Depp, Heather Graham, Ian Holm, Robbie Coltrane
I bought this at Jb for $9 after plegding to buy Johnny Depp movies where he plays some part preferably the lead role. I had watched it before but only remembered the basic of it.
It is a Jack the ripper story with a few twists to the original tale, I quite enjoyed it but it is definetly not for the squeamish out there! Johnny plays Detective Abberline who as it is called in the film "chases the dragon" or as we know smokes a bit of opium in dingy dodgy chinese crack houses. His character is one that has visions particuarly when he is chasing the dragon about the crimes before they happen. I found the storyline quite well devolped and am now searching for the book that it was made from. Heather Graham plays a whitechapel hooker who is part of a kind of gang of hookers who one by one get murdered, all the while Abberline hunting down the ripper.
I found this a good version of the original story and found it more than just your usual Jack the ripper movie, it comes reccomended if you are a Johnny Depp fan but not so much for the squeamish out there
 
Not for the faint of heart but great Jack the ripper movie in my eyes - 8 out of 10
 
 
 
 
The General's Daughter
John Travolta, Madeline Stowe
I quite enjoyed this one as I have mentioned in my book page I read the book and then watched the movie. There were quite a few differences from both which essentially changed the plotline greatly. I still don't mind that these changes went on as I still think it was quite a good movie and the screnplay writers were still able to get alot of the point of the book into the movie even though the plotline had changed. I would say the plot in the book was better purely because there was more going on. This had your usual special features at the end such as deleted scenes which I watched and found that they had deleted the whole romance angle of the lead characters, which in the book adds another twist but oh well overall was quite good anyway!
 
Mystery murder/drama - 7 out of 10
 
Cars
Owen Wilson
I finally got to see this one after I thought I would have to wait for dvd as Danielle wasn't all that keen on it initially, but due to her job she saw the animation in the projectionest room at the top of the cinema.
I was pleasently surprised with the story line of this one as I usually will go and watch a Pixar movie just for the animation as I love what they can do now, compared to what I grew up with ie Bambi and so forth. Its quite a smooth plotline and flows along quite nicely and has a very disney finish, but that is to be expected in Pixar/disney films. I found the cars fanastic and easy to relate to and really liked a character called Mater !
I also couldn't stop giggling at a scene in the movie which no one else in the cinema found funny but I sure did! I won't give it away as it spoils it.
In all I reccomend this one if you like the genre, I still like Mosnters Inc the best followed by Chicken Run as I love the plotlines in these ones the most.
 
Unexpectedly good plot line one for kids and adults - 8 out of 10
 
What's eating Gilbert Grape?
Johnny Depp, Leo Di Caprio, Crispin Glover 
I bought this due to it being a Johnny Depp Film and my pledge to buy all of his films mainly to see how mant different roles he plays and I think he is really in the true sense of the word an actor. He changes characters so well that you are looking up at the screen and thinking about his character and not say just there is Old deppy boy up on screen. For example although I like some of his movies I beleive Nicholas Cage is just Nicholas Cage, as he just has that same monotone in all his movies not matter who he is. Also the reason I am buying his dvds is that it's easier than chasing them around the local dvd rentals places and because he has done some very very different stuff that is definetly not of the mainstream definition which I quite like. Such as Deadman which I have watched but can't really remember what its about, but I do remember it being really wierd !
Anyway whats eating Gilbert is a pretty different sort of movie. It is essentially about a small town in the US of A in the middle of nowhere. You go through the movie living the life of Gilbert (depp) who is continually caring for his mentally retarded younger brother (di caprio-he does a spectacular job !). Its no heart wraming tale and is full of quirky characters and a plotline that slowly plods along.
Overall I enjoyed it mainly because it was different and an usual topic for a movie to be made about !
 
Drama  something different - 7 out of 10
 
Dazed and Confused - This is you classic last day of school huge party typical movie which I stumbled across when I was a teen. I think the novelty for this movie is that are to remember your own teen years when you were head of the school and so on. It shows the party from a lot of different angles from everything such as geeks to the freshman kid who gets paddled with a specially made paddling stick. I don't mind this one as mindless entertainment and just something to cruise to.
 
Drama more for the teens and young adults - 8 out of 10
 
Jumanji
Robin Williams, Kristen Dunst
This was fantastic, I bought the Deluxe edition on special at Big w after much thought and deliberation and in the end i was glad I bought it. It is a very good fantasy movie and was ahead of its time with digital effects. But what made this movie was it's plotline, it really makes you believe and the possibilities are endless. I seem to like a lot of Robin William's films as they seem to be mostly childish and have quite good story lines. Oh and I bought the "Deluxe edition" unknowingly and I must say that it the coolest dvd ever for creativeness, if gives you a 25 question quiz about the movie and many other in dvd games, but most impressively it comes in a Jumanji box and you can play your own version with cut out figures from inside the dvd !! Very Cool !
 
Childrens Fanatsy - 9 out of 10 for its time.
 
Pirates of the Carribean -  Dead mans Chest.
Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley
I will try not to give plot away as I feel a lot of people I know will end up seeing this one. What I can say that if you enjoyed the first installment you should enjoy the second! I love Johnny Depps role in these films and I quite liked the linking between the first and second movie which apparently annoyed Danielle. I feel this is a bit of wit in doing this and had a chuckle at times!.
 
Fanstasy for kids and Adults alike - 7 out of 10
 
Click
Adam Sandler, Christopher Walkin 
I went and seen this one on my pat malone due to Danielle being at work. I actually got to see her in full flight as she sold the ticket to me, and boy did she dirty up on me when I asked if I could get in for cheaper price to GC. I meant it as is there a way I can get around full price legally, but she took it that I was asking for a freeby. Anyway whilst I was buying the ticket one of her colleagues decided to tell me what the movie was about even though I did not ask her as I hate being told anything about a movie before I see it for the first time. (ha ha why do i do this then ?) Anyway she basically ruined the plotline for me and I was pretty damn pissed actually, but this was still an ok movie. That is all I am going to say because it is a newbie and do not want to wreck it for anybody else. I think I will stick to reveiwing movies that I think most ppl have seen. 
 
Drama - 5 out of 10
 
 
Fallen
LOTR extended trilogy
Logans Run
Fahrenheit 451
Omega Man
Xmen 3 - The last stand
National Treasure
Master & Commander-  lets just say I was more interested in shaving than watching.
Mystery Alaska-a feel goody but was interrupetd by england ecuador.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
Movies To Hire
 
 
Black Dahlia
Prestige
boy town
Borat
Departed
Wolf Creek
Brothers Grimm
Over the Hedge
Cars *
Heat
Scrubs *
Syriana
Brokeback mountain
Ultraviolet
V for Vendetta *
Inside man
Firewall
a History of Violence *
Rainmaker
16 Blocks *
Over the Hedge
Walk The line
Lor of War *
Munich
Aoen Flux
Green st hooligans
 
Movies To Buy
 
Garden State *
21 Jump St
Primal Fear
Fight Club
The Hurricane
American History X
The Clerks
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay & Silent Bob strike back
Fear & loathing in las vegas
What becomes of the broken hearted?
Serenity
Xmen 3
Star wars 1
Stigmata JB $14 *
Footrot Flats: A dogs Tale , Tail!! *
Old batmans
Buffalo Soldiers Big W $8.83 *
Jumanji  Big W $12.87 I=*
Whats eating gilbert Grape ? JB $9 *
The generals daughter $7 Kamrt *
Catch me if you can
 

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