Just a brief update on MAFness from Danielle
When she read this little blurb for the first time she said with consternation that he should have his shoelaces
tied up while stamping her foot! Just another act that further pushes her into the pool of MAF oh and is
it happens I will bring up and coming MAF stories from not only the biggest MAF but also
her young protege one Suzie Q ! Stay tuned loyal readers for more tantalising yet boring stories of MAFness
in the future!
Just a quickie
We were at the physio today and she told us about a time when she was doing a marathon and then just
crawled across the line and was like jelly and could not control any of her nervous system at all like legs arms or anything.
So they went to drip her up on an IV, but before they could a guy came up and offered her a form and asked her do you want
to feel better straight away ? Now being the physio she is which is really quite smart and intellgent we thought she would
say no but becuase she was exhausted she sigend her life away and let him inject her with magnesium and she felt awesome and
it was like she had all this extra energy and she went from being a puddle of jelly legs and arms to being super woman again
and could not only walk home but run the next day attend a dance and then exercise way too hard the next week.
Where is the MAF
in this you say !?? You should have heard Danielle over the other side of the room tutt tutting to herself and almost giving
Michelle a tongue lashing about what she should be doing with her body and so fourth I actually clenched up waiting for the
onslaught of Danielle telling the most intelligent, dedicated, and up to date health professional i have ever met that
she should look after herself more and thank god it didn't come but as soon as we were out of there the topic of conversation
was straight to the story and how she almost did give her a tongue lashing!
Ahhh my freinds is there any chance for Danielle not to become the biggest MAF ever ?
This is an older story but a perfect description of MAF, about a year ago I was lying beneath Danielle
as she was sitting on the couch as I had just finished doing my exercises for my knees. I sat there and tied here shoe laces
together and personally thought that I was hella funny. Danielle knew I was playing with her shoes but didn't think what I
was doing. Next thing you Danielle recieves a phone call on her mobile which is in another room, she sprung up and went to
go get the call and almost ceremoniously fell flat on her face !
Chuckle chuckle chuckle came form the naughty boy on the floor with the cheeky grin! As Danielle
opened up a can of whooparse of the verbal variety about almost losing her teeth and so fourth. Yes this may have happened
I must admit, I did not however expect my plan to work so darn well ! This is just another example of Danielle being a MAF
I was listening to the radio today as i do quite often if I having a bludge, and of course I was
listening to SEN 1116 Melbournes very own 24 hour sport station. As always Danielle was dropping MAFs al over the place about
what the content of the show and so forth (she hates me listening to this station!) but the mafness doesn't come from her
this time, however it was a very Danielle MAF moment.
A lady rang up the station and said her bit about talkback and the presenter then said his bit, all
was going well. Said lady was about to go but just before she did, she dropped a by the way when you say done as in "I done
this, I done that" you are using it in the wrong context ! You should say did not done !
I couldn't help but chuckle as i get pulled up for this continuosly by Danielle and I would have
thought this was Danielle ringing up my radio station if she wasn't on the ensuite toilet at the time adjoining the bedroom!
It is good to see that Danielle and Suzie are not the only big MAF's out there !
