A MAF is a mother against fun and is a I word a I continuosly brand my loving girlfriend Danielle. To understand why I call Danielle you have to first understand that sometimes it can be said I like to do stupid and childish things which I know will either hurt me or someone else around me, not only things that will hurt me but also just stupid things in general just to get a laugh. I am actually at a loss to describe one of these said moments, but any time I try to or actually do one of these said moments I recieve a stern mini lecture from my girlfriend who I then abruptly call a MAF. It sounds like such a nasty horrible word but is actually quite harmless, however it sums up my girlfriend perfectly despite the fact that she is not a mother at all and has no intentions to be a mother anywhere in the near future!

Another instance of MAF calling would be the other day while sitting at a set of red traffic lights just outside our home we watched as a boy of about 9-10 run across the road with his shoelaces untied and Danielle with a huff and puff got herself into a tizz and said with urgency "my god that boy shouldn't be running across the road without his shoelaces untied". It can be said yes in this instance yes he probably shouldn't have been doing this but the fact that Danielle got so excited is the MAFness in her.

This is what she is like every time I go to do something not even remotely dangerous, with the reason i will be doing something a little bit silly would be because I know how funny it could turn out.

I believe my role model says it best when he said " feeling stupid honey? I know I am!" Homer Jay Simpson at his best.